Cheating on Your Spouse

My wife is cold

I am away.

What I do when I am away doesn’t matter

There isn’t an excuse you’ve not heard. You’ve run out of patience. Your life isn’t getting better and you are getting older. Suzy in accounting has flirted with you and her body is SO firm…maybe…

You’re not an idiot. Only dorks and dummies get caught. You can have a cocktail with her. That won’t hurt anyone. You just want to feel alive again!

You won’t even cheat. Coincidentally, you tell yourself cheating isn’t even an option. But after the fourth cocktail and that lengthy hug, you’ve already cheated. You didn’t anticipate this event. This is the very first time you’ve kissed another woman in years. Now look what you’ve done. You’ve been researching how to cheat, how not to get caught and your double life is accelerating at a rapid pace.

You’ve found methods exact methods that thousands of ‘successful’ cheaters have used to avoid getting caught and you are much smarter than them. These rules will give you a squeaky clean alibi 100% of the time. You’ll digest the steps on how to eliminate the obvious errors and acquire the specialized tactics for creating your 2nd life including burying all the evidence, all of the time. You’ll anticipate your spouse’s skeptical attitude and laugh off the occasional accusation. Your strategy, thus far, has been like clockwork.

This will not last.

Regardless of how you account for your duality, irrational behavior and twisted reasoning, you will pay the price. This cost may not be apparent to you today. Actually, like the myriad of people before you, you’ve buried your values so deep, you don’t may not know what they are.

You are too smart to get caught, of course.You have taken every precaution. You’ve destroyed all the evidence. You and your accomplice have co-written the rules and agreed to your duplicity. You may have rules like the following:

You both have 2nd anonymous webmail account.

The two of you delete your email right away.

You both delete your internet history every day.

You’ve agreed to never use the cell phone.

You’ve created a code that appears like harmless messages.

You pay in cash for your hotel stays.

You agree to only meet out of town.

You tell your spouse you still love her.

Unprotected sex isn’t an option for the two of you.

The two of you both use outsourced “Excuse” companies to remove any suspicion about where you are.

There are infinite variables. Your skills are not exclusive, however. People who are cheated upon have access to programs that can capture your every key stroke. This means that even if you delete an email from your lover and put it in the trash, your key strokes outlining your password and naughty talk is memorized by the program (which is in a hidden file) and can be seen by your spouse. Uh oh!

There is only a single, clear and meaningful resolution to your duality and fortunately it comes with a clean conscious, an open communicative style and an abundance of prosperity.

Infidelity, chemistry and marriage isn’t easy. Cheating on your wife is easy-paying for it later is priceless.

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